If you’ve been waiting all year for Groundhog Day, you already know it’s more than just about shadows—it’s about laughs, puns, and groundhog jokes that make the whole family smile. Whether Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow or not, one thing’s guaranteed: you’ll see plenty of giggles right here.
This collection of funny groundhog jokes will brighten your day, perfect for kids, adults, and anyone who loves clever wordplay. Let’s dig in (pun intended)! 🦫🌤️
Funny Groundhog Jokes 😂
- Why don’t groundhogs ever get in trouble? Because they always dig themselves out!
- A groundhog walks into a bar… the bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind here.” The groundhog replies, “That’s okay, I usually eat underground.”
- Why was the groundhog a great comedian? He knew how to deliver punch holes in his jokes!
- Don’t trust a groundhog with secrets… they’ll burrow them up.
- What’s a groundhog’s favorite exercise? Squat shadows!
- I asked a groundhog for weather advice—he said, “I’m just wingin’ it.”
- Why did the groundhog break up with his girlfriend? She kept shadowing him.
- What do you call a groundhog magician? Abracadig-dabra!
- A groundhog’s favorite band? The Rolling Burrows.
- Why was the groundhog hired at the bakery? He was good at making rolls.
- What’s a groundhog’s favorite dessert? Mud pie!
- I told my groundhog a joke—he said it was hole-arious!
- Why don’t groundhogs gamble? They hate being out of luck.
- What’s a groundhog’s favorite movie? Hole Alone.
- Why do groundhogs hate alarm clocks? They ruin their hibernation station!
Groundhog Day Jokes 🌤️
- Groundhog Day is just like déjà vu… but shadowy.
- I told my teacher it was Groundhog Day—she said, “Stop repeating excuses.”
- What’s the groundhog’s least favorite holiday? April Fools’—too many pranks.
- Why did the groundhog bring a ladder? To see above his shadow!
- Six weeks of winter or not, the groundhog always has a forecasting smile.
- What’s a groundhog’s favorite subject? Weather-matics.
- Groundhog Day is the only time we trust a rodent’s opinion.
- Why was the groundhog nervous? He felt a little under pressure.
- A groundhog predicted spring… then went back to hibernate.
- Why did the groundhog cross the road? To get away from winter blues.
- Every Groundhog Day feels like… Groundhog Day!
- Why do groundhogs make bad liars? Their shadows give them away.
- Groundhog Day should really be called “Guess and Hibernate.”
- What’s the groundhog’s favorite winter accessory? Shady sunglasses.
- Why did the groundhog smile at the camera? He was having a shadow selfie!
Silly Groundhog Puns 🦫
- Groundhog humor is really un-fur-gettable.
- This joke is so funny, it’ll make you dig it.
- I’m totally grounded in comedy.
- These jokes are burrowed deep in pun-land.
- Life’s better when you shadow it with humor.
- A groundhog’s motto: Hibernate and celebrate.
- Don’t worry—these jokes won’t hog your time.
- Some jokes really tunnel into your heart.
- Shadow or shine, the laughs are mine.
- Groundhogs always spring into action.
- Warning: These puns may cause fur-ious laughter.
- I’m on solid ground with these jokes.
- No joke is too hole-some for a groundhog.
- Stay paws-itive, laugh more!
- This humor is gnaw-turally funny.
Groundhog Weather Jokes ⛅❄️🌸
- A groundhog said it would snow—now I’m shivering in disbelief.
- What’s the groundhog’s favorite app? Weather Burrow.
- Why do groundhogs make bad meteorologists? They’re always underground.
- Groundhog predicted sunshine—guess he’s an optimist.
- Why do groundhogs avoid forecasts? Too much pressure.
- The groundhog called for rain, but it was just puddly thinking.
- Want accurate weather? Just dig it up.
- Groundhogs hate weather reports—they prefer nap reports.
- What do you call a groundhog in summer? Hot-dog.
- Six weeks of winter? More like six weeks of blankets.
- Groundhogs only like warm days—they can shadow play outside.
- The forecast said cloudy, but the groundhog said cheesy.
- Groundhogs know weather better than apps—they’re fur-casters.
- Don’t trust the weather—trust the whiskers.
- Spring or winter, the groundhog always burrows away.
Groundhog Knock-Knock Jokes 🚪😂
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Phil.
Phil who?
Phil you in if it’s spring yet! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Shadow.
Shadow who?
Shadow of a doubt—it’s still winter! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ground.
Ground who?
Grounded in comedy! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hog.
Hog who?
Hog you ready for spring? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Weather.
Weather who?
Weather or not, I’ll see my shadow! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Burrow.
Burrow who?
Burrow in, it’s cold outside! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dig.
Dig who?
Dig me out of winter! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow way spring is here yet! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tunnel.
Tunnel who?
Tunnel you a joke later! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spring.
Spring who?
Spring into laughter! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cold.
Cold who?
Cold you pass me a blanket? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf winter behind! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Paw.
Paw who?
Paw-sitively sure it’s cold! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Grass.
Grass who?
Grass is greener in spring! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sleepy.
Sleepy who?
Sleepy until spring arrives!
Cute Groundhog Jokes for Kids 🧒🐾
- Why was the groundhog so sleepy? Too many nap-shots.
- What do you call a baby groundhog? A chip-dig.
- Why do groundhogs carry pencils? For sketchy weather.
- What’s a groundhog’s favorite game? Hide-and-burrow.
- Groundhog’s favorite toy? Whack-a-mole.
- What song do groundhogs love? Wake Me Up Before You Burrow.
- Why do groundhogs love recess? More time to dig around.
- How do groundhogs text? With paw-sitive vibes.
- Why don’t groundhogs like winter school? Too much chill work.
- A groundhog’s favorite snack? Shadow popcorn.
- Why did the groundhog sit on the computer? He wanted to keep it warm.
- What’s a groundhog’s favorite bedtime story? Goldilocks and the Three Burrows.
- Why do groundhogs giggle? They’re ticklish in the tunnels.
- How do groundhogs celebrate birthdays? With cake and burrow-blowing.
- Why was the groundhog shy? He didn’t want to be spotted.
Groundhog Dad Jokes 👨🦳😂
- I told my groundhog a joke—he said, “That really dug deep.”
- Want to hear a shadow joke? Never mind, it’s a little dark.
- What’s a groundhog’s least favorite car? A Ford Cold.
- Did you hear about the groundhog movie? It was a hole-in-one.
- I asked the groundhog about the weather—he said, “I’ll mull it over.”
- Why do groundhogs make terrible DJs? They always drop the beat underground.
- Want spring? Just leaf it to the groundhog.
- Why was the groundhog so rich? He invested in hedge funds.
- My groundhog doesn’t like elevators—he prefers the ground floor.
- What do you call a lazy groundhog? Napoleon Bonaparte.
- My groundhog joined a band—he plays the bass burrow.
- Why do groundhogs hate the gym? Too many burrow-ups.
- A groundhog’s favorite instrument? The dig-itar.
- Why was the groundhog great at poker? He always kept a straight paw.
- Want to know the forecast? I’ll give you a punny guess.
Groundhog One-Liners 🌱😆
- Groundhogs: the only weathermen with fur coats.
- I’m burrowed in laughter right now.
- Shadows can’t hide from a groundhog’s fame.
- Life’s too short—hibernate more.
- Groundhogs prove size doesn’t matter in forecasting.
- One groundhog, one shadow, endless debates.
- Punxsutawney Phil has better ratings than TV weathermen.
- Shadow spotted = blanket bought.
- A groundhog’s shadow is bigger than his ego.
- Groundhog Day: the original repeat button.
- No matter what Phil says, winter still drags on.
- Shadows come and go, but jokes last forever.
- Groundhogs: tunneling into our hearts.
- When life gets cold, dig a little deeper.
- Laughter is always in season.
🎉 Conclusion: Let’s Keep the Laughs Burrowed In!
Whether you’re here for a shadowy chuckle or a burrowed belly laugh, these groundhog jokes prove that humor is the best forecast no matter the season.
Share these with friends, kids, or anyone who could use a little sunshine and laughter—even if winter hangs around a bit longer!
