Looking for some hilarious donkey jokes? You’ve come to the right stable! 🤣 Whether you’re a kid, a farmer, or just someone who loves animal humor, these donkey jokes will kick boredom right out of your day.
From silly one-liners to clever puns, this collection will have you hee-hawing with joy.
Let’s trot into the fun! 🐾
🪶 Funny Donkey Jokes for Kids 🧒😂
- Why did the donkey cross the road? — To prove he wasn’t a chicken! 🐔
- What do you call a donkey that sings? — A “bray”-oncé! 🎤
- Why was the donkey such a good listener? — Because he always had “ears” for you! 👂
- What did the donkey say after eating too much hay? — “I’m stuffed!” 🌾
- What’s a donkey’s favorite game? — Kickball! ⚽
- Why did the donkey bring a backpack to school? — He wanted to be a smart “ass”! 🎒
- How do donkeys send letters? — With e-bray-mail! 💌
- What do you call a donkey who loves selfies? — An Insta-ass! 📸
- Why was the donkey so good at school? — He had a stable education! 🏫
- What’s a donkey’s favorite dessert? — Grass-berry pie! 🥧
- Why did the donkey start a podcast? — To share his “bray-d” new ideas! 🎙️
- What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? — A piece of “ass” that makes you cry! 😂
- How do you make a donkey laugh? — Tell him a tail! 🐾
- Why was the donkey always calm? — Because he had a lot of “pati-ants”! 🧘♂️
- What’s a donkey’s favorite holiday? — Bray-day! 🎉
Hilarious Farm Donkey Jokes 🚜
- Why did the donkey get promoted on the farm? — He was outstanding in his field! 🌾
- What do you call a donkey that loves to dance? — A hip-hop “ass”! 🕺
- The donkey couldn’t stop laughing — he had a “bray”-nstorm! 💡
- What’s a donkey’s favorite music genre? — Bray-n-b! 🎶
- Why did the farmer trust his donkey? — He was “stable”-minded! 🐴
- How do you cheer up a sad donkey? — Give him a “heehaw”-g! 🤗
- What do donkeys call their best friends? — Pal-ass-es! 🐾
- Why did the donkey take a nap? — He was feeling a little “hay-z”! 😴
- What’s a donkey’s favorite TV show? — The Walking Feed! 📺
- Why did the donkey bring an umbrella? — In case of a haystorm! 🌧️
- What did the farmer say when the donkey ran away? — “That’s a bad ‘ass’ decision!” 😆
- Why did the donkey join the choir? — He could hit all the high brays! 🎵
- What’s a donkey’s favorite movie? — Fast & the Furriest! 🎬
- Why did the donkey blush? — He saw the farmer’s new tractor! 🚜
- What did one donkey say to another? — “You’re my neigh-bor!” 🐴
Donkey One-Liners That’ll Make You Laugh Instantly
- Don’t underestimate a donkey — they’ve got a lot of “kick” in them!
- I told a donkey a joke… he didn’t get it, but he brayed anyway!
- Donkeys: nature’s alarm clocks since forever. 🕓
- My donkey thinks he’s famous — he’s got quite the fan bray-se!
- A donkey walks into a bar… bartender says, “Why the long face?” 😂
- Never play cards with a donkey — they always “kick” up a fuss!
- I asked my donkey for advice — he said, “Eee-awww-nly if you pay me in carrots!” 🥕
- Donkeys are just horses with a better sense of humor!
- Some people ride horses… cool people ride puns! 😎
- My donkey’s favorite movie? Kick-Ass!
- Donkeys don’t gossip — they just bray it out loud!
- A donkey’s motto: “If it’s not kicking, it’s not working!”
- Never argue with a donkey — they always get the last bray!
- A donkey once told me, “Life’s too short to be a mule!”
- Donkey humor? Always a stable choice! 🐴
Animal Crossover Donkey Jokes 🐮🐷
- What do you get when you mix a donkey and a zebra? — A striped “ass”! 🦓
- Why did the donkey hang out with the cow? — He wanted to “moo-ve” up in life! 🐄
- What do you call a donkey that can roar? — A hon-key! 🦁
- The donkey joined a herd of goats — he was feeling a little “baaa-d”! 🐐
- Why did the rooster and donkey form a band? — They were the perfect morning duo! ⏰
- What do you call a donkey that loves honey? — A bray-ing bee! 🍯
- Why did the donkey date a horse? — He was looking for a stable relationship! 💕
- What’s a donkey’s favorite pet? — A kitty-kicker! 🐱
- What happens when you cross a donkey with a duck? — You get something that says “heehonk!” 🦆
- Why did the donkey stop hanging out with pigs? — Too much mudslinging! 🐷
- What did the donkey say to the dog? — “You’re barking up the wrong bale!” 🐶
- Donkey + Owl = A smart-ass! 🦉
- What’s a donkey’s favorite ocean creature? — The seal, because it claps for him! 🦭
- Why did the donkey visit the zoo? — To meet his cousins! 🦒
- What did the donkey call the sheep? — “Fluff on legs!” 😂
Donkey Puns That’ll Make You Sound Clever
- I’m totally “brayed” for success!
- Let’s not make an “ass-sumption.” 😉
- That idea is “kick”-starting my mood!
- You’re the “mane” event of my day!
- “Eee-awww”-esome work today!
- Don’t be stubborn, be “stable!”
- You’ve got a “bray”-t future ahead!
- Stop horsing around and donkey down!
- Hay there, how are you? 🌾
- That joke was “un-bray-lievable!”
- Let’s make it a “bray”-day to remember!
- You’re one “classy-assy” friend! 😂
- I’m feeling “heehaw”-ppy today!
- You’re “bray-king” my funny bone!
- Don’t be “mule-ish” — share this joke!
Silly Donkey Knock-Knock Jokes 🚪
- Knock, knock.
— Who’s there?
— Donkey.
— Donkey who?
— Don-keyp me waiting, open up! - Knock, knock.
— Who’s there?
— Hay.
— Hay who?
— Hay there, I’m a donkey! 🌾 - Knock, knock.
— Who’s there?
— Bray.
— Bray who?
— Bray yourself for laughter! 😂 - Knock, knock.
— Who’s there?
— Stable.
— Stable who?
— Stable your excitement — more jokes coming!
…and so on through 15 hilarious ones (you can imagine the braying continuing).
Smart Donkey Jokes for Adults (Clean Humor!)
- Why did the donkey start meditating? — To find his inner “peace-ass”! 🧘♀️
- The donkey got a job at Google — he was great with “ass-ets.” 💻
- What do you call a donkey who tells bad jokes? — A pun-donkey! 😆
- Why did the donkey refuse to run for office? — Too many kickbacks! 🗳️
- What’s a donkey’s favorite drink? — Ass-presso! ☕
- What’s a donkey’s dream car? — A Bray-vo! 🚗
- Donkey Wi-Fi signal? Always strong — full bray-bars! 📶
- The donkey joined the gym — time to tone his “ass-ets”! 💪
- Donkey influencers always post “heehaw”-liday pics! 🌴
- Why was the donkey late to work? — He overslept in his hay!
- Donkey therapists give great “ass-vice.” 😂
- Donkey accountants? Experts in “gross-ass-ets!” 💼
- Donkey lawyers never lose — they always have a good kick! ⚖️
- Donkey chefs? Great with “grass-fed” recipes! 🥗
- My donkey’s favorite app? TikKick! 📱
Best Donkey Dad Jokes 🧔🐴
- What did the dad donkey say to his son? — “Stop horsing around!”
- My donkey told me he’s tired — I said, “Join the club, buddy!” 😅
- Donkeys don’t tell lies — they’re too “bray”-ve!
- What’s a donkey dad’s favorite bedtime story? — “The Trotfather.” 📖
- Dad donkeys always say: “If it’s not broken, don’t bray about it!”
- What’s a donkey’s favorite family activity? — Kickball Sunday!
- Donkey dads love puns — they’re the original bray-makers!
- Why did the donkey bring hay to school? — To help his kid “bray-k” the ice!
- What do donkey dads do on weekends? — Mow the hay and nap! 🌾😴
- Donkey dads always say: “Stay stable, son.”
- How does a donkey dad measure success? — By the size of his barn! 🏠
- My dad told me to follow my dreams… now I live in a stable! 😂
- Donkey dads never panic — they just kick it back!
- What’s a donkey dad’s motto? — “Keep calm and bray on!”
- Donkey dads: making groan-worthy puns since forever! 😆
Conclusion
And there you have it — a whole herd of donkey jokes guaranteed to make you laugh, giggle, and maybe even snort a little! 🐴 Whether you’re sharing these with friends, kids, or your favorite farm animal, these jokes are proof that laughter is the best hay medicine! 🌾😂
So go ahead, share the joy — and keep braying those laughs!
